Darius, Spotlight

Game Story #2

I'mm playing Alistar with a MF on botlane.
At level 1 she goes into a fight vs Ashe and Janna alone and dies.
At level 2 she goes again vs a stronger Ashe and dies.
I'm zoning Ashe and wtv. I do my combo and MF does nothing, lol.
Mordekaiser rushes Force of Nature.
Shyvanna does 0 ganks, pve mode ftw.
20 mins  we are losing 7-27, my team votes no on the ff.
Feeding goes on until they destroy our nexus.
At the end of the game I was the one with more gold 8.1k, rest of my team 7k and below...

(PBE) Darius Patch Notes

Darius, The Hand of Noxus

• Damage:53.5(+3.5 per level) 
• Health:519(+93 per level) 
• Mana:237.5(+37.5 per level) 
• Movement Speed:315 
• Armor:23.5(+3.5 per level) 
• Magic Resist:31.25(+1.25 per level) 
• Health Per 5 Sec:8.25 
• Mana Per 5 Sec:6 
• Range:125

Hemorrhage

• Darius aims his attacks strategically, causing his target bleed. This effect stacks up to five times.

Decimate

• Deals 70/105/140/175/210 (+0.7) physical damage to all nearby enemies in a circle. Champions in the outer half of the ability are struck by the blade, taking 50% additional damage. 
• Cost: 40 mana 
• Range: 425 
• Cooldown: 9 Seconds

Crippling Strike

• The next basic attack deals 120/140/160/180/200% damage and slows the target's movement and attack speed by 20/25/30/35/40% for 2 seconds. Crippling Strike's cooldown is reduced by 1 second for each stack of Hemorrhage on the target. 
• Cost: 30/35/40/45/50 mana 
• Range: 300 
• Cooldown: 8 Seconds

Apprehend

• Passive: Grants 5/10/15/20/25% armor penetration. 
• Active: Pulls in all enemies in front of Darius. 
• Cost: 45 
• Range: 550 
• Cooldown: 24/21/18/15/12 Seconds

Noxian Guillotine

• Leaps to target enemy champion and strikes a lethal blow, dealing 160/250/340 (+1.2) true damage. For each stack of Hemorrhage on the target, Noxian Guillotine deals an additional 20% damage. The cooldown is refreshed if Noxian Guillotine kills the target. 
• Cost: 100 
• Range: 475 
• Cooldown: 60 Seconds

Champion Changes!

Ashe

• Hawkshot - Total Gold Retrieved added to tooltip.

Fiddlesticks

• Darkwind - Damage to minions is increased by 50%.

Gangplank

• Parrrley - Total Gold Plundered added to tooltip.

New Ashe Art Updates and New Skins!

Champion Changes!

Dr. Mundo

• Sadism - Maximum Health regenerated reduced to 40/50/60%, from 40/55/70%.

Hecarim

• Rampage - Damage to minions increased to 66%, from 50%.

Lulu

• Glitterlance - Damage and ability power ratio reduced to 80/125/170/215/260 (+0.5), from 80/130/180/230/280 (+0.6).

Malphite

• Health increased to 513 (+90 per level), from 505 (+82 per level).

New Items and Item Changes!

Athene's Unholy Grail

• Item Cost - 2950 
• Recipe Cost - 500 
• Components - Fiendish Codex, Amplifying Tome, Chalice of Harmony 
• Stats - +80 Ability Power, +40 Magic Resist, +15 MP5, +15% Cooldown Reduction, Passive: Restores 12% of your max Mana on Kill or Assist, UNIQUE Passive: Increases your Mana Regen by 1% per 1% Mana you are missing. Does not stack with Chalice of Harmony.

Phantom Dancer

• Movement Speed reduced to 12%, from 15%. 

Zeal

• Movement Speed reduced to 6%, from 8%. 

Chalice of Harmony

• Text Added - Does not stack with Athene's Unholy Grail. 

Retarded-free Games #1

Game Story #1

So, this is the first of many stories I have to post.
Hope you enjoy reading it.

One of our players picks Lee Sin for top, but after he sees Riven on the other team, he changes to jungle.
I pick jax to counter Riven.
I'm standing at our red in order to cover it and enemy team comes, Lee Sin was at wraiths and I leap into him to run away. They're all at our red, Lee Sin stays at wraiths and then flashes into them and gives them first blood.
Riven is pushing the lane, she's right under my turret and instead of ganking top, Lee Sin goes mid and gives another kill to the enemy team.
Xerath rages and leaves the game (5min).

The game went on until 20:00 when we surrendered.

PS: I regret not recalling these guys nicknames, but from now on I'll save the nicknames of the trolls and post them here aswell.

Who am I? What is this?

Hello, dear readers!

I'm a portuguese League of Legends player and I go by the nickname of FoodEat.

I started playing LoL about a year ago, with some breaks in the middle of it. I got silver rank in Season 1 and during Season 2 I've been silver for most of the time. Now I'm bronze again and that's why I'm creating this blog.

I want to share my frustrating LoL experiences with you guys. I know that a lot of you will understand what I feel sometimes and I hope we all get together sometime and play some games with no trolls.

Cya.